We’ve all seen red flags before! But what are funny red flags? Check these out and you’ll see why people giggle at them!
Everyone has some red flags in them, including me and you. But some red flags are just funnier than others — hey, you might not even consider them red flags! Red flags are subjective, some people can accept them, some can’t.
So take a look at these and see if you think they’re funny red flags or not.
What are funny red flags?
- They use two and too interchangeably.
I think this one is more irritating than funny, tbh. I mean sometimes people do it because of.. typo? Or just carelessness, or it just doesn’t matter too much, but it shouldn’t be two funny, right?
- At work, we are ‘family’.
Hmmmmm. Sorry to say, corporate, but usually this means you require your employees to work extra hours with no extra pay, and go to great lengths to work. Ya might not want to put this in the job description. Plus, you don’t make pasta like my gramma, so no, we’re not family.
- “All water tastes the same”.
Okay first of all, they don’t!! Have you tasted different water brands? I personally have a favorite and don’t go for other brands – I hate water brands that are ‘sweet’. If you know what I mean.
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- “Do you have chicken tenders?”
No. Just no. You’re not a child, please… just get something other than chicken tenders or chicken nuggets when you’re on a date. Get a real meal, and not something from the kid’s meal or anything that screams “I’m a picky eater and only eat processed foods.”
- “He doesn’t look good in pictures.”
Ah, right. Got it. He’s just not photogenic in every picture, right? It’s not just because you don’t want to actually show him to your friends? No? Right, of course. Gotcha.
- Clapping when the plane lands.
…Who does that?
- “I don’t like memes.”
Can you even have a conversation with them if they don’t like memes? Or do they talk about serious stuff all the time? Loosen up, please, you look better with a joke or two.
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- When he start calling you “bae” “babe” “baby” on the first day of y’all talking.
I’m sorry sir, I do not know you enough for that. Take me out on a date or two first and then we can talk. Like, it’s giving creepy and pushy.
- Using astrology to ‘know’ someone.
Girl, come on. You’re telling me ALL Aquarians act and behave the same, no exceptions? You’re telling me the reason they act that way is because the position of the stars on the day and time they were born? Nope. Get to know them for real or not at all.
- “I’ll have my steak well done.”
Okay, if you like chewing through rubber, I guess. Just don’t go near me when your rubbery steak gets to the table. Damn.
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