If you’re like us and love Sex And The City, you need to read these best and most memorable Sex And The city quotes!
I can’t tell you just how many times I’ve watched Sex and The City and still love – and I mean LOVE Samantha Jones. She is a queen, an icon, and freaking gorgeous. Sure, maybe the movie wasn’t as good as the series, but Sex And The City is still and always will be one of my favorite TV series ever.
And because of that, I’ve made a list of the best Sex And The City quotes that do apply to me these days.
28 Sex And The City Quotes
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- Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
- I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.
- Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.
- I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
- I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.
- The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.
- Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany’s and no one has affairs to remember.
- I’d like a cheeseburger, please, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan!
- Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
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- You dated Mr. Big. I’m dating Mr. Too Big.
- I’m a tri-sexual. I’ll try anything once.
- Why does everybody have to get married and have kids? It’s so cliché.
- Tell a man “I hate you,” you have the best sex of your life. Tell him “I love you” you’ll probably never see him again.
- I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party, I just believe in parties.
- Kegel exercises… I’m doing mine right now.
- As far as I’m concerned the test of a good relationship is are you like this [frowns] or like this [grins].
- The country runs better with a good-looking man in charge. Look at Nixon. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
- Men do this all the time: Women walk around thinking “we,” and their version of “we” is “me and my dick.”
- I’m done with great love, I’m back to great lovers.
- Never care what people think about you, embrace their bitchiness, and take it as a compliment.
- Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives.
- Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.
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- Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
- I save my carbs for wine, it’s called priorities.
- The only thing I learned that night was that maybe I should have stayed home.
- We finally have the penis working. I don’t want to scare it.
- I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
- Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.
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