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20 Funny dating profile quotes
- If we meet offline and you look nothing like your pictures, you’re buying me drinks until you do.
- Single by choice, just not my choice.
- If you’re gonna call me a b*tch, put biodegradable in front of it — cause I breakdown easily.
- Current relationship status: Wine and pizza all day all night. Join me?
- Well, I’m here. What’re your next two wishes?
- Want to play a trivia game? Ok. If I win, you go out with me and if you win, I go out with you.
- You’re like a credit card because you have my interest.
- I’m having trouble with my phone. Here’s my number, give me a call so I can see if it’s working?
- Can I have your social media information so I can follow my dream?
- I worry my soulmate is on a different dating or hookup app.
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- I’ll make you a deal. If you don’t like my kiss, you can return it to me.
- I’m a magician and work with numbers. Give me your number and I’ll show how I work the magic.
- If you play games with me, the winner dates the loser.
- We can say we met at Starbucks or something — btw, want to get Starbucks?
- I’m a Freud a psychologist is out of my league.
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- Online dating is like online shopping except you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s $50 a month.
- I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating.
- I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
- I’m neither especially clever nor especially gifted, except for when it comes to being your perfect other half.
- WiFi, food, my bed, snuggles. Perfection.
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