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Dating web sites and hookup sites like DOWN and Tinder are probably one of the best inventions ever (but please don’t get us started on the creepers!).
We all wish people would be lucky enough to find their match for life, but it’s true that too many possibilities make it hard to weed out the good.
You can stand out from other daters whether you’re looking for love on dating web sites or just some awesome chats on hookup sites by having things to say other than “sup?” These are some of the funniest pickup lines for girls and guys in Tinder, DOWN and other hookup app.
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- You dropped something. My jaw.
- I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Be careful! You might get arrested for stealing my heart.
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- Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
- Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Let me insert my plug into your socket and we could generate some electricity.
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
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- Would you like me to come tonight?
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- You are so hot. You must be the one causing global warming.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
- Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
- Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
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- Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
If you like coffee dates but don’t follow through, keep it from happening again by investing in simple conversations with your dating app matches. This way you’ve already shared a little something before the two of you meet up to enjoy a nice cup of joy!
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