Need the some of the best funny pickup lines ever to impress your dating app match? We have it all for you – from the cleanest pickup lines to the cheesy pickup lines you’ll ever read.
If you’re on dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, DOWN, 3Fun, etc., and you’re looking for good pickup lines you can use to impress your dating app matches, let me ask you this;
Why settle for good or even great pickup lines, when you can use the best pickup lines?
From the best pick up lines to cheesy pickup lines, we have it all for you.
Best Pickup Lines
Some of our favorite pickup lines to use:
- “Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!”
- “We don’t need a room, we need a lab. Why? Cause we got chemistry.”
- “Vitamins are important, especially vitamin U.”
- Hold out your hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”
- “Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”
- “Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”
- “Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.”
Funny Pick Up Lines
Looking to impress someone with humor? Try these;
- “Well I’m here now, so what are your two other wishes?”
- “Aside for being hot, what else do you do?”
- “I’m not usually a fruit fan, but you’re one fine-apple.”
- “Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!”
- “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
- “If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?”
- “I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.”
Cheesy Pickup Lines
Some people say these are too cheesy it makes their stomachs churn. In a good way.
- “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
- “I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.”
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!”
- “We would be so Gouda together.” (get it? Cause it’s cheesy?)
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.”
Cute Pick Up Lines
Not into something too cheesy? Try these instead;
- “I don’t like math, but the only number I care about is yours.”
- “Hey, by any chance is your name coffee? Cause I want to start my day with you.”
- “Tired of being an adult? Try be my baby then.”
- “You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.”
- “Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!””
- “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
- “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
- “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
Smooth Pick Up Lines
Looking for something that will sweep them off their feet?
- “You know, sushi isn’t the only thing I eat raw…”
- “They say the tongue is the strongest muscle… wanna fight?”
- “I don’t care about Spotify wrapped, how about you wrap your legs around my waist?”
- “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”
- “Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.”
- “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”
Bad pickup lines can also work, but only if you have the confidence and style to deliver it. Our suggestion? Stick with the best pickup lines we’ve listed above.
And, what better way to show off your best pickup lines in a battle? Take some inspiration from this video;
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