Feeling a little cold this Christmas? Use these dirty Christmas pick up lines and find someone to warm you up!
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
It’s snowing (in some places), you see Christmas trees everywhere, and every store in town is playing Michael Buble’s or Mariah Carey’s Christmas album. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me from quoting Christmas songs.
Christmas is the time for joy! Laughter! Love! And for those out there who are single, spending time with family will have to do. But if you’re feeling cold and the winter blues are getting to you, then there’s no shame in going out to find warmth in the middle of the night.
To help you out, here are a few dirty Christmas pick up lines you can use so you can, like Santa, go down someone’s chimney on Christmas night.
Dirty Christmas pick up lines
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
- Is your name Rudolf? Because you light up the room.
- I’d like to be the Santa to your Mrs. Claus.
- I’d like to make your sleigh bells ring.
- I can jingle those bells.
- Are your legs Christmas presents because I want to open them.
- You know what Santa and I have in common? We both love a good ho-ho-ho.
- I’ve got a special toy from Santa’s workshop just for you.
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- Are you on the nice list? Because you’re looking mighty nice tonight.
- I’ll leave milk and cookies out for Santa. YOUR late night snack is ME.
- I’d like to put my partridge in your pear tree.
- You make me want to get coal in my stocking.
- How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
- That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
- If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
- Do you wanna be on my naughty list?
- It’s a Christmas sale! All clothes in my house are 100% off.
- Christmas is about giving gifts! I’m totally a giver. If you know what I mean.
- Wanna ride my sleigh tonight?
- Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.
- I can’t wait to watch your balls drop.
- Trust me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
- I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
- Unlike Santa, I come more than once a year.
- Wanna deck my balls?
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.
- You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- If I’m Santa, will you be my Ho?
- If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.
- What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- I just got this naughty list from Santa and I’m pretty sure you’re on it.
- Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
- Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!
- I know when you’ve been bad or good so let’s skip the small talk!
- I can get you off the Naughty List.
- Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
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- What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
- Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty’s hot.
- How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
- Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
- Are you a Christmas carol? Because I want to sing your praises.
- Is your name snowman? Because you’re making me melt.
- Are you a Christmas snowball fight? Because I want to play with you.
- Are you gingerbread? Cause I want to eat you.
- How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
- Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
- I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
- I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk!
- Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
- I’m no fan of ballet but you could be my nutcracker tonight
- Hey baby, is your name Present? Cause I would love to lay you under a tree.
- Christmas comes but once a year, but I bet I can make you come three times in an hour.
- That shade of liptstick would look great on my candy cane.
- Not really a line but: drops mistletoe in pants.
- Where should I stuff my Yule log?
- Do your clothes count as wrapping paper because I’d love to unwrap my gift
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- Are you my gift? Because I would love to unwrap it 😉
- I’ll stuff your stockings
- Santa is gonna need a little helper 😉
- Call me Santa because I’m eating your cookie after coming down the chimney
- Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
- I ho-ho-hope I can get your number tonight.
- I really like you, from my head to my mistletoe.
- I’d come down the chimney for you any day.
- Can I snow all over your chestnuts?
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- Roses are red, Santa is too, I want to spend my Christmas with you.
- You are the reason why Santa even has a Naughty list.
- I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
- Hey baby, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
- Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
- Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
- Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
- Can I lick your candy cane?
- Can I ride your reindeer?
- Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
- Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?
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- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
- Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
- How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- I know it’s not Christmas yet, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- You wanna swallow some Egg Nog?
- I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
- If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
- My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
- The stockings are hung and so am I.
- You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?
- You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
- You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
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- I thought I didn’t receive any presents this Christmas, until I realized you’re the only gift I need today.
- I prefer to give rather than receive.
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Do you want your wreath frosted?
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
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Now that you’ve read these dirty Christmas pick up lines, check out the other pick up lines for non-seasonal events!
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